NAIJA MEN "DO" KISS AND TELL!!!

I would like to thank those who came by my blog. It is so good to be single again, as in I have heard more gist in the past 2 days than I did during the 2 years I was in a relationship. Is there a written rule that I don’t know about, that only singles are eligible for getting gist? You people should answer me oh…………….okay am tired of waiting, anyways I don’t blame you guys because some babes just can’t keep gist to themselves, if you let them in on any gist you should be sure their boyfriend will know also! The bobo will now be looking at you one kind when you guys see, you know that madam-gossip-i- hail-you look....LOL.
Anyways let me get to the koko of this post. As for me, I am scared of naija men, them guys are something else oh! As in, can you imagine that a personal friend of mine, not a friend’s auntie’s mother’s son oh. When I say friend I mean I see him at least once a week .Let’s call him Boye. So I get a phonecall from my friend to go to Boye’s facebook page. Boye just broke up with his girlfriend and the best thing he could do was to proceed to facebook and announce using the status update that “His ex-girlfriend (he gave the first and last name of the girl) had a HUGE vajayjay”. He is one of those guys that you meet once and he adds you as a friend on facebook. So you can imagine he has thousands of friends, and also he and the girl had a lot of mutual friends. The stupid boy didn’t stop there oh he kept giving us updates about the girl for another week, that was the main gist the whole of last semester. Everyone went to Boye's facebook page atleast once a day for that whole week. Yours truly was guilty also....hehehe. If I was the girl I would have jumped into river ocean…lol…seriously no jokes. When I see the girl around campus I feel for her, pele my dear everything will be alright.
Fast-forward to yesterday I was just watching the b-ball game (Lakers vs. Celtics) when one of my very close friend called me from jand lets call her jandedbabe. The number was showing as private and I wasn’t going to pick it, because there is this one boy that calls and if I don’t pick up then he calls as private number. I don’t know why but I picked it eventually, thank God I did. It was jandedbabe and she was coming to the states at the end of the month to visit, we were making arrangements on how we were going to meet up and all. After talking about the serious things, she did her usual duty of giving me the lastest gossip in jand……..you know how we girls do *wink wink*. Am not about to deny I like G-I-S-T, infact if you are reading this blog you are a gistmonger too and you need to stop denying it: P. Anyways we ended up talking about her ex, something about him having a new girlfriend and they broke up because the girl liked sex too much. When she told me I was like jandedbabe I didnt hear you well. As in for real. Anyways you know how janded gist gets around real fast. Word got to the girl and she had the audacity to say “anyways I was with him because of the sex”. Babygirl wherever you are please you can do better than that and also please do us all a favour and learn how to respect yourself.
My ex was not from Nigeria he was from another West African country and thank God he was all about keeping our relationship private. Mama finegirl didn’t like him because he wasn’t a Tayo, Kunle or Jide , my mother is very backwards when it comes to things like this. Now that am single she has been drumming it in my ears that I should looking be looking for a good Yoruba man. See me see trouble, will she be there to make him Amala, Eba,Fufu, Pounded yam and the likes? Me I can make anything but all those food you eat with your hands. I can make you the ogbono, okoro soup or efo but am sorry you have to make the eba yourself only if you want to eat okoro soup and rice or pasta.....lol.
Sorry I deviated, back to what I was saying....my people I don’t know what to do but one thing I know for sure is that I don’t want my business to be out there just because I am dating a Nigerian guy. What advice do you guys have? How can you prevent them from giving out too much information while you guys are dating or after the much dreaded breakup? Does it involve a contract..lol? Also do you guys have any horror stories of a naija guy kissing and telling? PLEASE FEEL FREE TO SHARE